That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: “567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!”
The bathroom stall at work gets 0 bars.
Would be funny if they’d built a Faraday cage around the bathroom to stop people sitting on the toilet on their phones for ages
That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: “567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!”
I’d make a scoreboard out of it, competitive shutting for both high and low scores
Make sure the toilet is too tall for most people too.
Don’t give them any fucking ideas
Hasn’t that been done before? Maybe not Faraday cages but jammers or something, I swear I remember something like that.
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