Ha, the Italian police lights
🤌
Every knows you have to turn up the heat inside the van until the noodles get soft enough to fold into the trunk.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh it hurts my heart cant take it all dam you… u need to heat the car first and THEN I said THEN through the spaghetti in … 😉 from Italy 🇮🇹
Extrapolate?
Italians get mad when you snap your pasta in half before cooking. The noodles are long for a reason.
Thank you for this comment, I didn’t get it and now feel dumb for not noticing the green, white, red police lights. That’s amazing.
I thought it was the Mexican flag. Doesn’t help that a lot of Mexican people do construction. I was confused too.
What’s the reason?
To make you snap them to fit the pot so Italians can get mad at you.
cool, but whats the reason?
Easier to pick up, different feeling when eating.
I feel like you gotta spin the fork for days tho
they love to enforce their preferences onto others just because their ancestors did it first (or second if you count asia)
I’m not Italian and I’ll fight anyone who tries to make spaghetti by snapping the noodles in half.
why? u arent the one eating it. i have a small pot and dont wanna wait around for the pasta to go soft so i can bend it. also dont have to twirl the fork for 10s each time
Breaking it in half is the objectively better practice. Cooks faster and more evenly, doesn’t require ages to twist on a fork. Better in literally every way.
We don’t enforce our ideas it’s just that our old ancestors tryed everything and hardly found the best way to do it … we are just highly suggest it 😉 btw we would love everyone else to highly suggest a working economic politic
What? I’m italian and I do it every time i have to cook spaghetti
Disowned on behalf of Italia /j
Much thanks. Joke compreheneds.
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…is not the word you are looking for
Insinuate? Defenestrate? Regurgitate?
Ombudsman?
Enhance
your calm.
*elucidate
And we’re here for the sillyness and goofyness!
MASCUZI
Sacrilege
Zoom
Sacrilicious
Mmmm…
Holy macaroni!
Me too OP :3
Will you, though?