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They had taxes 5000 years ago in ancient Egypt, and probably before that as well.
I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane…let’s go back to an axe.
Yes, it’s the reverse of how it is in Canada or the UK.
“Late 20th century.”
No, because if he did, he would appoint new justices that would strike down the “presidents are kings” ruling.
Everything is science!
Wish we could have another Ross Perot.
A white male one, at that!
Maybe it’s a weird fin, like with this guy:
Most old fairy tales originally had endings like this.
Classic “Homosexuality is a choice because I’m gay and chose to deny it” energy.
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
Human: “‘Treebeard’? What a plain-sounding name. Ooh, ‘Fangorn’ sounds exotic!”
Elf: “‘Fangorn’? What a plain-sounding name. Ooh, ‘Treebeard’ sounds exotic!”
To be fair, he has other, more exotic-sounding names. Tom Bombadil is the name the hobbits gave him.