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minus-squarewhileloop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up98·1 year agoThis could be so much longer. Killing children, class systems, so many programming language names, the ridiculous ways equality and order-of-operations are done sometimes. Plenty of recursion jokes to be made. Big O notation. Any other ideas?
minus-squareHoimo@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year agoGOTO is the only thing that makes sense. It’s the “high-level” concepts like for-loops, functions and list comprehension that ruined programming. series.append(series[k-1]+series[k-2]) for k in range(2,5)] RAVINGS DREAMT UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
minus-squareVilian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoif goto make sense why don’t you go to get some bitches
minus-squarenewIdentity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 year agoBecause “get some bitches” is an invalid instruction
minus-squaredukk@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoA monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.
minus-squareLightor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-21 year agoMasters and slaves Cloning Deploying code (that’s what you do with soldiers!!!1) Using Git to rewrite history. Atomic values (like the bomb!) These people are madmen.
minus-squaredylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThe only reason I enjoy C++ is because I can cast destroy on children and it’s parents if they’re present in the world
minus-squareWho knew?@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoFloating point operations with decimals not always adding up
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThey always must add up - if they added down then they wouldn’t be floating points now would they!
This could be so much longer.
Killing children, class systems, so many programming language names, the ridiculous ways equality and order-of-operations are done sometimes. Plenty of recursion jokes to be made. Big O notation. Any other ideas?
GOTO
GOTO is the only thing that makes sense. It’s the “high-level” concepts like for-loops, functions and list comprehension that ruined programming.
RAVINGS DREAMT UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED
if goto make sense why don’t you go to get some bitches
Because “get some bitches” is an invalid instruction
Big Orgasm notation
A monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.
Masters and slaves
Cloning
Deploying code (that’s what you do with soldiers!!!1)
Using Git to rewrite history.
Atomic values (like the bomb!)
These people are madmen.
The only reason I enjoy C++ is because I can cast destroy on children and it’s parents if they’re present in the world
Floating point operations with decimals not always adding up
They always must add up - if they added down then they wouldn’t be floating points now would they!