Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts::A medical ethics committee responded to Elon Musk’s brain-interface startup issuing an open call for patients yesterday.

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    But they were all of them deceived, for another chip was made. In the land of Texas, in the labs of Neuralink, the Dark Lord Elon forged in secret, a master chip, to control all others.

    One Chip to rule them all,
    One Chip to find them,
    One Chip to network them all,
    and in the TOS legally bind them.

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      I get it, he won’t be getting an ad-sponsored or cheaply made version. The concern is safety, and it will be for a while.

      Maybe Elon has a malfunctioning chip in his brain already, which would explain a lot. Anyone seen him getting seizures?