Einar@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoCouples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice?message-squaremessage-square136fedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1205arrow-down1message-squareCouples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice?Einar@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square136fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoNah, don’t need to actually have one. Just need to request one. “Hey man, haven’t heard from you in a while. You alright?” “Yeah, everything’s great man. Just sitting here drinking a Bud light lime.” “Bud light lime? For real?” “Yeah, man. Definitely a bud light lime kind of day.” “You need me to call the cops?” “Sure thing man. Thanks for checking in.” Hell, it doesn’t even need to be in production anymore.
Nah, don’t need to actually have one. Just need to request one.
“Hey man, haven’t heard from you in a while. You alright?”
“Yeah, everything’s great man. Just sitting here drinking a Bud light lime.”
“Bud light lime? For real?”
“Yeah, man. Definitely a bud light lime kind of day.”
“You need me to call the cops?”
“Sure thing man. Thanks for checking in.”
Hell, it doesn’t even need to be in production anymore.
foiled again!