• Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Dear Judge, I made a corrupt backroom deal that I was hoping would make me a lot of money, however my unscrupulousness was uncovered and plan was thwarted. Please pay me anyway, since I would have got away with it if it weren’t for these meddling kids.