• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I would like to sell my soul in exchange for dominion over the Earth!

    "Sorry dude… not with that soul.

    Best I can do is assistant manager at the Arby’s down the street. I’ll even throw in some heroin, you’re gonna need it."