Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agoGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1997arrow-down114
arrow-up1983arrow-down1imageGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.websiteStamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarewersooth@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·11 months agoAnwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months ago“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
minus-squareTimewornTraveler@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months ago" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "
Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "