I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    1 year ago

    I already have mine, and it frustrates my wife no end. I’m Always Finds a Parking Spot Right Near Where We’re Going Man, but only if I’m the one driving. When she’s driving we end up on the wrong side of the parking lot.

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      1 year ago

      Haha I used to know a guy with a similar ability.

      Then my family started praying to this person in the car whenever we were struggling to find a parking spot haha

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        1 year ago

        Then my family started praying to this person in the car

        Jesus, take the wheel

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      1 year ago

      I’ve got a friend like that, we like to joke that she sold her soul to the devil for perfect parking in San Francisco.