Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his third appearance in court as a criminal defendant, delivered a speech full of defiance and bluster on Friday night, insulting prosecutors and declaring that the charges he faces only help his 2024 presidential campaign.
You don’t recall the autoerotic asphyxiation?
Found hanging by the neck on a curtain cord with his dick in his hand?
The only reason I remember that is because of Eminem.
Nope. 🤷🏼♂️
Well. Yeah. It was the perfect end to his career.
Death by breath-play accident isn’t the poetic justice you think it is. Let’s not be shameless, hmm?
I don’t kink shame, but unsafe breath play is the height of stupidity.
Also, there are no real conspiracy theories about the death. He accidentally hung himself in a closet while trying to get off.
Now imagine if a prominent Conservative died the same way, you’d never hear about them again.
Unsafe breath play is redundant.