The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.
Can’t spell titties without IT
That’s all I saw in the picture, honestly
I can’t look at this meme normally again
Nice rack.
zipties arteries
dies of a heart attack
Better use velcro straps next time
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.
“Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?
Skill issue, tbh
He could have, but he didn’t want to.
He enjoys the suffering.
God just thought that implementation would be easier.
Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.
Recursive issue, tbh.
Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.
Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.
Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?
without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
Without downtime too!
Where’s the long version?
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.
Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.
30% downtime is 30% downtime.
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Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
Also the system has to assemble itself
Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!
God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!
TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
Picture was taken for… documentation!
Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido
This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let’s see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.
“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”
Eyetwitch.
That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
Vagus nerve?
Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.
I’m going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I’m planning on having it be eye sex.
Is there a !cableporn@lemmy.world? I’d love to see some sexy cables.
Will do!
Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it’s hideous
It’s like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.
I guess I am a god then
If you think that’s bad check out a giraffe’s laryngeal nerve
That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴
Ping must be awful
This god character is a real prankster.
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Very interesting video, thanks for the link!
As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management… pretty low bar to clear
God’s is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.
That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise
Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation
The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.
