CENTRAL ISLIP, NY – A 23-count superseding indictment was filed today in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York, charging George Anthony Devolder Santos, better known as “George Santos,” the United States Representative for the Third District of New York, with one count of conspiracy to commit offenses against the United States, two counts of wire fraud, two counts of making materially false statements to the Federal Election Commission (FEC), two counts of falsifying records submitted to obstruct the FEC, two counts of aggravated identity theft, and one count of access device fraud.
This legal justification is so far outside the proper legal authority and scope for Congressmam Santos that I’m actually embarrassed for the DOJ.
Mr. Santos can only be detained, or otherwise ‘dealt’ with by an official Letter of Marque that is signed by King George III. Which is CLEARLY NOT CONTAINED in any of those documents.
Sham. Fraud.
You had me in the first half.
It’s weird because when I see George Santos I can only think about French Kings.
You’re confused, but I understand why. You see, when he fled Brazil, he temporarily captained a barbary pirate ship, which was based out of French Algeirs.