We were out in a group and very drunk, and he said I could kiss him, but it ended up being this weird lunge and everyone fell about laughing.

He did stick his hands down my shorts later, so it wasn’t entirely a failure…

In first grade I had a crush on this boy. We were in art class standing in line to show the teacher what we did and I got to stand next to him. I was so excited. So excited that I suddenly needed to pee. I was dancing around because I didn’t want to leave the line. So eventually what happened was I knew it was coming out and in my embarrassment I looked him dead in the eye and peed my pants.