I’m sure if you just wait there, you’ll attract a lot of hiking buddies.

I want you to call 911 if I ever say no to that.

Oh there’s so many mountains I’d like to help you climb! Quite a bit of mounting I could enjoy as well!

Oh god I would stick my face right in there and work your pussy and asshole with my tongue.

Also, is that a stuffed animal on your backpack lol?

🙋‍♂️

Dibs

Silly, you don’t need me! Just take your vibrator with you!

…girls. So oblivious.