Chubby Kane

Nah just a trophyless bum. Did I do it right?

What a title

I do wonder how Pep would have used him at City.

Knowing Pep (we’re close mates), it’s easy to think he would have utilised Kane’s (I still think underrated) passing ability more than his finishing. Imagine. Kane playing through balls to Haaland, rotating with either Haaland in one game or KdB in another.

Fuck. Might have won City the League Cup last year doing that.

Didn’t see the video, but my guess is that he was a chubby goal machine he was as a kid. Now on to watch it and see if I’m right

half chub, half machine

How I became… Eden Hazard | From goal machine to chubby