Who hurt you as a child?
My guesses:
- Intoxication: They’re drunk or high enough that they’re not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
- Narcissism: They’re very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren’t paying attention to what they’re peeing on; just as they don’t remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren’t the help supposed to do that?
- Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn’t think they were making it any worse.
- Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
Related question, why the fuck do some people feel it necessary to grunt, moan, pant, and otherwise loudly vocalize while shitting? Zero people want to hear you, shut the fuck up, you are gross.
May you be lucky enough to never find out why. Those are not voluntary sounds.
I still don’t buy it. I’ve had shits where I feel like I’m about to pop a blood vessel and still don’t feel a need to vocalize it. My brother has severe IBS and shitting is basically torture for him the way he tells it, still never hear any yelling coming from the bathroom.
we stand and pee, sometimes it splatters
That’s why we clean up after ourselves or sit the fuck down if we can’t :)
Sometimes it’s not visible plus terrible lighting
Then dry it with a piece of toilet paper. I don’t want to clean your piss nor sit on it.
