United are challenging barca for europe biggest drama queen.
Challenging? They’ve far surpassed Barca in the dramatics
At least Barça’s drama is fun with Tebas and levers. United’s drama is somehow always related to domestic abuse which is just sad
Barca’s bribing case creates a lot of drama.
lmfao. did you start following this season?
Marcus plays on the right wing once and this happens
We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.
Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire
I AM THE DANGER!
And it still won’t be the worst news to come out from the club
“Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas”
A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
LOL you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried
It says he’s the “manager” (agent?) in this post, but I believe his other brother, Dwaine Maynard, is his actual agent (named on official documents in last 2 contracts).
They’re both directors of the agency, but just thought it was worth clarifying.
I have to say he sounds like an absolute arsehole from the details released!
Both of his brothers have represented him, maybe Dane is the more recent one
Yep, I think so.
I think at this point United would be well advised to bring in Shamans. The club must be cursed, this entire season is like one never-ending nightmare so far.
…that being said, as a Galatasaray fan I’m legally obliged to say that I hope that the on-field performances don’t get better any time soon
Wasn’t this already posted last night?
It always looks worse in slow motion
Holy shit Marca.com has the most aggressively annoying cookie settings of any website I’ve ever been to.
I thought it was a joke that he was Rashford’s brother and it was just a coincidence they shared the same surname
would be a pretty weird/shit joke even by r/soccer standards
I’m a member of r/soccercirclejerk and it would be a high brow joke over there. Mainly because it didn’t mention Benzema 15
that sub stopped being funny since they normalized being a yankee.
Nah if you see his face you know they’re related.
Dane to Getafe! Here we go!
He was previously arrested for hanging out with TAA’s brother.
His brother was charged with Domestic Violence.
United fans about to claim someone just put their foot under his when he was taking a step.
At least one Rashford can hit a target
Not new to Man United
Club legend status secured.
The united way!
United really coming for the FC Hollywood title.
Don’t give us too much credit. We’re more like FC Reality TV
Since Messi and Neymar left PSG we naturally jumped up the ladder. We were next in line
This is Bollywood and Hollywood combined already