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@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme’s disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

@fossilesque Geez… Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

@Mr_Mofu Why did you allow him to shit on the table in the first place? Litterbox!

@Gormadt Faith in humanity … Restored [y/N]

@nettika If you build it. They will come.

@Starshader
Winnie the Pooh isn’t yellow. That was done to him by lazy Disney coloring artists in the fifties. That’s capitalism for ya ;)
Never apologize for what you call a dictator, unless you call him a friend.
@velox_vulnus

@sharedburdens Hahaha… Thankfully this campaign just started: https://youtu.be/0oNX_BHgi3c?si=xojukxKnUyZ–jFS

I can never get my head around why Tankies want to deny people the right to criticize two of the most end stage capitalist countries in the world, P.R. of China and The Russian Federation.
The U.S.A. is the same.
They should all fall.

@Starshader @WhyEssEff

@negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am… I don’t trust myself … Aaaargh, like Boimler.
I’m Boimler. Tell me I’m not Boimler. Come on.
Guys?

@JSens1998 What’s the point of slutty Halloween costumes otherwise? They’re not meant for minors.

@Wats0ns Captcha: 3WOC73M
See, I’m not a robot. Told ya!

@Depress_Mode O no… this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
“Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!”

@LaFinlandia How many hits to win that bear? Asking for a friend.

@Masimatutu “NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!”

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@Manifish_Destiny So, put on your long gloves and let’s find out! Don’t forget to lube.

@mcgravier Bist du blod oder was? Germany, where one half of the country lived under communist oppression until 1989 (?), still thinks it’s better to actively fight far right radicalism (you know, fascists). Because they are seen as a threat. If communists where an active threat, (like in the '70’s) they would be targeted too.
Your both side-ism is false.
But don’t worry authoritarian communism is stupid too. Lenin and Hitler waxed the same pole.
@Geert

@sjmarf They don’t look happy about.
“WTF Mark! Legs? We have other problems. You can’t even beach!”

@MisterScruffy Not political … idk. It’s bi-partisan, which is nice as it is bi-awareness week!