THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN.

Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

“Dogs are arseholes.”
Dog people: >:(, how dare you!

“Cats are arseholes.”
Cat people: We know.

Bayonets “modern technology”.
Wears woven cloth and uses forged steel.

Hypocrite.

To be humiliated or humbled.

Folk etymology: it comes from the poor having to catch and eat crows (which aparently taste disgusting) to prevent starving to death.

My dad, actually.

This is you. This is who you are. The rest is just a life support system for this bit.

Holy cow.

And wholely chao.

Coffee and a croissant, thanks bacon.

Ceasar conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Ceasar!

Also “yielded to Hephaeston’s thighs” - maybe Diogenes.

Be honest.

sigh No-one ever wanted to work. It was a requirement for your existence to continue being tolerated.

Thank you.

What? I never been to What, they speak english in What?

What?

English, Snufflefflegus! Do you speak it?

I’m afraid I can’t help you, but thr reason the answer is wrong is because Pig isn’t a job, it’s a calling.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Oh, I’m going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers.

# chmod -R +x 777 /

For those of us who like to live dangerously.

to a many winged being whose eyes were covered

Seraphim, you’re talking about Seraphim. Who are one choir of angels.
The one the gets me though is Cherubim/Cherubs. How does a being with four wings, four faces (three of which come from animals), and the hooves of an ox, become a fat infant?

Patch Notes:

• Patched error in the random character generation that was resulting in excess bottoms. Unfortunately this will take 16-21 years to filter through.
• In the interim, bottoms can now take the ‘versatile’ trait for free.
• The penises of tops now glow in the dark, to make them easier to find.

Thank you for your feedback. We hope this patch helps alleviate some concers that have been expressed for the future of Real Life™.

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!

There are three people wearing hats inside. That’s all I can come up with.