Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN’T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to…

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

William Shatner, is that you?

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

I came in to say something similar.

Good to see cynicism is alive and well.

Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.

I like my coffee like I like my women…

Dark…

Strong…

With a spoon in them.

A penne for your thoughts on the matter?

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

A penne for your thoughts?

Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

Also known as Buffalo Wild Wings.

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.