Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

But some will. He’s a rich sportsman

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

Now malaria and bird flu is having a battle royale

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

I’m super into mountain biking, and never bought a new bike in my life. The last one i bought was the most expensive bike i ever owned by a long shot, it was practically new and it was like a third of what it would’ve been new. Dude who sold it said he likes it, but it was bad for climbing, because it was too heavy. He showed me his brand new bike. On the way home i thought: so the carbon bike with aluminium swing arm is too heavy? So i looked up his new bike, which was like £8000-£9000 pounds and was roughly 600 grams lighter than the bike i bought off him. Bike prices might be insane, but i often feel like it’s the people’s own fault. Cyclists buy absolutely everything no matter the cost it seems.
My friend told me that his boss saw my ebike when i bought some bread and had to get one himself. He’s an out of shape baker, and he bought himself a 10k e-ountain bike. That’s more than i paid for my ebike, my downhill bike and the enduro i ride almost daily.

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

I think no one likes to learn things they have no interest in, and it’s generally harder. For me it sometimes feels like when in a movie a grenade goes off and all you hear is that loud peeeeep. I know i should listen, i know it’s very important but my brain just shuts off, and there is very little i can do. I can force myself to listen but the peeeep only gets quieter, but it’s never gone.

In middle school i had this game where i would look at the teacher when he was talking and see how long i could sit there without listening. I thought that’s the kind of thing everyone did. I went to a new school and i was way ahead in math foe example, so i would spend most of the time just not paying attention at all. I’m not joking when i blinked once and suddenly i didn’t recognise anything on the whiteboard. I was like: holy shit, what happened, how long was i gone?

I was worried for a second there

No one said anything about power.

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

27 new places to litter

America loves their whistle blowers

Bethesta has the worst of both worlds.

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.