He wants to watch discovery channel

Why do I hear dark souls music?

Here’s a more readable version:

No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

sudo apt-get install consent

:3

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.