Fight Club, but I can’t talk about it.

Go snail!

I was gonna say…

Bullshit. This started long ago. We’re deep in the midst of it now.

Rega Planar series, for sure. They are pricey, though. I’d hazard that there are some Pro-ject models that are likely superior at a lower price point than the Rega’s.

Again, nothing against yours, it’s a good one. But there’s almost always something better, and in this case that holds true.

That’s a nice turn table and you should be happy to have it. But, it is definitely not better than any deck you can get today.

I’m not totally sure I agree with that…

Maybe they can all merge so that we can get down TO ONE OR TWO FUCKING DECENT STREAMING SERVICES INSTEAD OF THE MILLION SHITTY ONES THAT EXIST NOW

And…everything else…?

Try not to suck any cop dick on your way across the parking lot.