I’m fairly certain that “Turn the freakin’ frogs gay” is a side effect of cell towers. If you open the main compartment on a tower, it’s just three buttons labeled:

1. Cancer - default setting
2. COVID - 2020 ‘Hard Mode’ feature
3. Rainbows - Gary in R&D was fired since this option made everyone gay (frogs too)

I’ll point out that since most people stopped getting COVID boosters that the second option doesn’t do much anymore. We all know the boosters had extra microchips since they naturally degrade in our systems over time.

It’s worth noting that you can also use the terminal to download all the data captured by your local “birds”.

Also, as much as I shouldn’t need to put this… /s

Yeah my plan is really to cycle around as many passwords as I can to the sites I know I’m on, and setup MFA everywhere possible. At least then whatever old passwords I used can just die there

I was advised by my family, and the bank when I was 16 to get a Credit Card so I could build my credit score. I didn’t really have any good financial awareness and they set me at a $2000 limit. Needless to say that was maxed almost immediately and took years of developing discipline to get under control. I still struggle with CCs now and then… They’re too easy to come by and too hard to break free of

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve rewatched Scrubs. Such a great show!

That’s bad

In my experience, the C-Suite dicks will put the hammer down on someone and maybe fire a couple of folks. They’ll demand a summary of what happened and what will be done to stop it from happening again. IT will provide legit options to resolve this long term, but because that comes with a price tag they’ll be told to fix it with “process changes” and the cycle continues.

If they give IT money that’s less for themselves at EOY for bonuses so it’s a big concern /s

I’m utterly disappointed that no one has continued the conversation. Imagine the next text says “Fine, you can moove out” 🤣

If I could also get the ability to disable internet search results from the start menu that’d be great. So sick of looking for a file or app, hitting enter a second too soon, and having Edge slowly eat my resources to display a Bing search result that I never wanted.

LOL no kidding

The other day my daughter told me she was hungry… All I did was ask what she wanted to eat! I will carry that with me for all my days