ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!
DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…
Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.
I love everything Johto!
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!
DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…
I like corn dogs.
“Excessive lens flare”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!
My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.
That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anywas.
Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.
Use a space time machine. Problem solved.
Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.
There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. I was in awe with this show. Had waited years for it and was not disappointed! I loved the story and the set pieces were absolutely gorgeous. You could tell a lot of love and care was put into it. I was hoping they’d go all the way with this show and that it would end naturally as a full prequel story to The Dark Crystal.
But no. Netflix pulled the plug on Age of Resistance after the first season because it was too expensive. It still stings to this day.
For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).
I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.