At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

I’ve read on the Google that his dick fell off when he played with it too much in front of his buddies in the Kremlin.

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

But but… Empire strong?

She’s built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

Man eat bird
Man use leaf for wipe
Man fight with stone

Man win!

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖

After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.

He wasn’t expecting it neither.