I’m going to guess that you’ve never been anywhere near a war. War is hell, no matter what the tech is. War is death and destruction at all cost. It’s the most horrific place a human can be at any time in history. Anyone who volunteers for it is either ignorant, brave, suicidal, homicidal, sadistic, or all of the above.

Well, you have proven me to be completely incompetent in finding things on my own.

Did you tell him it’s a portal to the opposite dimension, or did you lie to him?

You are an idiot. It’s not a circle. It’s a flat rhombus. You’re just falling for the circle propagandists, which are backed by the billionaire elites in the Illuminati.

All my TVs have a percentage next to the slider. You still have to slide the slider, rather than type in a number, if that’s what you’re referring to. I think the slider is just easier for a generic remote, unless the remote has a keypad or you’re using a phone app as a remote.

I know that if you martyr yourself there are 72 virgins waiting for you. That’s pretty much all I know. I’m not even sure what species the virgins will be.

I don’t remember. I’ve looked everywhere to see if I have one, or if I could add one, but I can’t figure out where that would be.

You do all those things in your dreams. Do you believe dreams are reality?

I finally see it, but it’s grayed out. That’s why I never noticed it. I can’t click on it.

I’ve seen the elites when they take off their masks. They are, indeed, reptilians.

How do you do that? I’ve gone through every setting I can find and I can’t figure out how to get email notifications.

By AGI, I thought you meant “Adjusted Gross Income”. I can’t build anything with mine. It’s way too small.

That’s two digits.

Revanced

I’m celebrating by getting drunk!

I wish I had time to be bored. How does one go about getting this time?

My inner monologue does lots of voices. It does a great Christopher Walken. It also does a good Bill Cosby, especially when talking about pudding. I get offended when it uses Cosby’s voice because he’s no longer acceptable in society. My inner dialogue can’t keep up with changing times. It’s still saying “Where’s the beef”.

I think it’s a derogatory term for someone from Whales.

No, I have a life. Just kidding, I don’t have a life, or fantastic shits.

I’ve been wondering why people have been reposting Reddit posts on Lemmy. If I wanted Reddit posts, I’d go on Reddit.