He was just being sarcastic when he said he wasn’t a Russian puppet. Or when he said he didn’t rape kids. That ol sarcastic trump

I’m sure European firms can do even better on practically everything

Don’t worry, he’s also 4 feet tall and has a complex about it

“omg don’t tread on meee! Leftists are so mean omg!”

Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I’ll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them

Tell them I said, “brrrrrrrrp”

They’ll know what I mean.

Yup. Just deleted my ~7 year old account. Fuck trump and fuck spez