The Poles and Finns should agree to take half each and invade together.
Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.
The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.
Tinker Tom needs to cool it with the MILAs.
“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”
Old and busted: $2.50 for horse armor in a fun game
New hotness: $7 for a mission in a boring game
Everyone always asks what air defense is doing. No one thinks to ask how air defense is doing.
No criminals allowed, war or otherwise.
Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.
A breakaway eco-democracy recognized as an independent Indigenous state vs. expansive agribusiness backed by cartels. Droughts, a shortened rainy season, and the drain on local aquifers threaten to collapse the ecosystem, while the demand and profitability of avocados continues to rise.
Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.
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Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.
HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)
This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.
French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.
It’s always better to enjoy the view of foggy mountains in silence. Well… there may have been some screaming, but you can tune that out.
The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.