This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

Except for the cat. Rest in piano, Mittens.

Eyes.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

This could be a 1000 panel comic and I’d read all of it

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

I want to know more about that blue block that they’re stepping on. What does it mean?

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Wait you’re right. So semisexual is…twice in one sexual.

Semisexual is once every other sexual