Showed this to the wife, and then asked her if she knows about 40k. She said she’s knows about Warhammer and is 40k better quality…

It’s definitely satire. 2 million lines of code is an absurd under-exageration. This post had me looking up the number of possible chess games, because if you coded chess like above you would have to have an if statement for every outcome, and it’s 10^120 different possible games.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_number

If wasting the end pieces of sliced bread upsets you, I’ve got some devastating news…

Already some good suggestions about making the litterbox way cleaner than your human senses would be able to appreciate. But I was just wondering if your cat is a tortoise shell? Seems to be a common behavior in those quirky girls.