Ouuuhh interesting! Watcha gonna study?

Your nice mom has a wrapped view of “having a good time” and “making it work”

The frog, maybe?

There are apple links in the US and they are delicious.

Shut uuuuuuppp, you can’t read let alone write yet!!!

And that’s how old I am

Donkey Kong on a "lap"top the size of 3 Britannica. It was magic.

There is something so freeing about not caring about what piss of management. The day I realize that being efficient and managing to meet crazy deadlines was not benefiting me in any way was like a gasp of air after drowning in the mindset that working hard will get you recognized. Instead, when I started to say no and not caring, I got a raise? Of course, ymmv.

You can do that in the proper lane, the right one

Aka, niceholes.

I honestly think that humor is the answer to most if not all issues. Bit iffy since we don’t share the same but humor is the answer. That and puppies and kittens…

Edit: and elephants!

And what even are beautiful cameras???

The turn of your sentence makes it sound like it wouldn’t be wild if he didn’t turn up.

What are the differences if you come come from one instance or the other and why those 2 in particular should burn?

I loved mine until I couldn’t close it without it crashing. The small format is very appealing to me. But yeah, noe it’s just a normal phone as I can’t close it

Stupid question: why didn’t you remove the plastic film?

What’s your plant ID app?

And an extra finger

I feel self conscious now. Do you think I sound like a bot, fellow human?

This is so good! Are you always that witty or was it a random stroke of genius? Either way, that’s hilarious and impressive!!!