I can eat reams of Zesta saltines by themselves. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.

I hate them. Can’t stand the texture, and the flavor isn’t even good. Like eating a soggy pasty log

What? Lmao oh like word-of-mouth? Not a huge consolation but I’d rather get advertised to like that than by a corpo ig.

I love asking anatomy terminology questions like these. Fins, flippers, and tentacles don’t exactly have a pit to refer to, so the term is moot. However, wings do have a sort of armpit. I think I’ve used the word “wingpit” while writing bird characters before.

E6 source 💀