Classic Alice - listening to true crime podcasts while vacuuming…

Dad jokes rule?

Thx, but where’s the wedge?

Is this Africa Burn?

Nobody’s talkin about that white jizzing thing on the right?

Blu Arc best Reggae show there is…

Holy crêpe!

Breeding should be like this as well. So many really bad parents…

Milky Diamond

Cable snaps.

Weight for two cables is now on one cable.

Rescue Plan A: one kid saved by helicopter before dark.

Rescue Plan B: Send another weight in form of a man on that very cable.

I would’ve died from a heart attack.

Cute n stuff but cats hate lemon oil

Greet

Aha - yesyes - let’s make it a landlord/politics problem that everyone thinks this multicrisis is the best time to shit kids on this planet. Oh I have a stable job - now it’s time for kids - putting them in KITA, sending them to school and see them solving the environmental problems withouth proper education anymore (630 teachers in Zurich with no diploma) and depending on the last recources there are. Get a fucking vasectomy and this headline isn’t your problem anymore.

Better than rapists. No more no less.

Great Lectures - History of ancient egypt

Another nationalist thinking it’s all a race until we can introduce to you: the indian desert, all himalaya sand.

Had me in the first half, ngl

RIP Ted Wurst