Sweet, now he can get injured and phone it in for the rest of the season.

They should stop treating themselves like products first.

They should stop treating themselves like products first.

How does this change anything?

Can’t believe he’s moving to Red Bull’s outfit in MLS. Unprecedented.

Outplayed by the worst team in the competition. Absolute banter club. United play relegation-tier football.

God forbid I should ever get to go to a World Cup.

I’ve seen reds given for those.

If he doesn’t buck up he’ll go down as the worst signing in United history.

Beckham doing it was like the 4 minute mile. It was all anyone talked about for weeks. I remember it vividly.

Now it’s… a great goal. You’re good for one a season.

Wesley Sneijder with the hot takes… what’s new?

When are you going to fire him?

I just don’t get it. If you want to gamble why do you HAVE to gamble on football?