the common saying is that cats are introverts and dogs are extroverts: cats show love by magically always being in the same room as you (including the toilet), dogs show affection by screaming “I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU” repeatedly until you go deaf all the while jumping off the walls because they’re just so excited that you still exist.
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waxing floors is a wholly new concept to me, people do that?
rolling around in dirt would be an improvement, dirt is honestly fairly hygenic especially compared to enclosed sweaty skin where bacteria has a great time
exactly, LED lights aren’t magically bad, car regulations and enforcement of those regulations just suuuuuuuuuuuck.
The only reason you couldn’t make incandescents as bad is because they’d fucking melt.
scottish highlanders defending their freedom
//forgive my sins, it took me 2 hours to nail down this arcane spell. if anyone touches this they will know my wrath
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“Much appreciated Rrhalnax old fellow, t’was getting mighty annoying and these barbers do masterful work. Always worth the trip to look handsome.”
zeta males however, will simply probe you
fucking elizabethans, no it can’t possibly be that they put on fat so they can —like— survive not eating; no it’s that the fat makes them sleep
brains so fucking huge they needed corsets and collars for structural support
literally sliding through the apartment it seems
0·7 days agoit’s so fucking strange how people insist on being polite towards people who have shown them the precise opposite of politeness, like what will it take to make you not be polite? gonna get stabbed in the gut and go “bro! not cool.”?
cogito ergo cum
it’s like removing the lower part of ron perlman’s face, he just ends up looking like anthony bourdain.
Boys: “holy shit that’s awesome, come on in, we’ve got mountain dew”
i feel like that’s just doomguy inherently
do they record sitcoms in there?
there are different kinds of bites, if it doesn’t really hurt then it’s probably just an “i love you but stop it.” bite or them being playful, if they want to hurt you they’ll make it very clear.