Proper fan, that.
Proper fan, that.
I won the UCL with Everton, Dobbin scored in the final.
I don’t need to apply, they can just offer me the job based on that.
I’ll be sad if Richie goes to Saudi, he deserves better.
And by better I mean come back to Everton pls pls pls
Goal of the season.
Are we back? Is this what back is again? Are we not bad now?
You’d probably get a free kick for that, bit harsh for a penalty though.
I know foul criteria should be the same everywhere, but we all know it’s not.
Broke: The League want to deduct points to relegate us
Woke: The League want to deduct points to stop us charging up the table and winning the title
50 goals Dom, let’s gooooo!
It’s a shame that these stats ignore cup games, it’d make us look boss :(
…well, except for the 4-0, that’s less boss.
Keane is some kind of double agent, I’m convinced.
I’m predicting that we’ll actually finish higher than 16th. I know we’ve been kinda crap recently, but I’m confident we’ll get 2nd.
DOGS OF WARRRRRRR