You… you shut up. 🥲

The ability to filter comments actively as you mark them off as completed is magnificent.

You mark a comment, it hides itself. Neat and tidy, fantastic.

Why doesn’t Adobe do this, you ask? Who the fuck knows. Especially since you used to be able to in Acrobat.

Why? Were people complaining it was too helpful?

Word being a word processor also sucks at document layout. Most software that isn’t made for laying out documents suck at it, but people all try. My god do they try…

Excel is okay as long as it stays in its lane.

It is not okay if you’ve ever worked in a printshop or do graphic design and people send in newsletters or brochures or some shit done within Excel.

Excel is many things; it is not fit to layout documents. Blegh.

I don’t know what’s sadder the giant Safeway sandwiches going from $9.99 to $13.99 or my mortgage about to go up like 200 goddamn dollars…

But where else do I get my malt vinegar fix?

Isn’t that just mid-poop James Garner?

Having EVs make sound for safety makes sense, but can they sound like mini-trains?

Just never interact with anyone. Christ, it’s not that hard people! (This comment doesn’t count.)

Interesting. Will give it a look. Thanks!

Beans… I was afraid of that, had hoped my search skills were just letting me down. Thanks though!

Burn it down! (Respectfully!) (in Minecraft)

Coordinated inauthentic behaviour.

I mean that would make a great t-shirt.

See! This freak gets it!

Just make the first and last slices bigger! Damn you bread warlocks!

Bah! Most people have never even seen a horse. I never would have, had we not been dragged to see the pervert horse ballet when it came to town.

Mmm. All cheese and vaguely seafood flavoured mini-samosas.

• Troll 2
• The Stuff
• Critters 1-4

It’s a good thing kids don’t have functioning brains and aren’t aware of being talked down to at all. Why do companies always eventually try their own version of Poochie? Poochie never works, everyone sees through Poochie. Especially if you’re a goddamn oil corporation.