“Our goal in a couple of years is for people to think of Infowars as the funniest and dumbest website that exists,” Ben Collins, the Onion’s CEO, told The Associated Press. “It was previously the dumbest website that exists.”

Same for MSNBC, really. Cable news is owned by people who have a conflict of interest with the working class.

Weird, they just let a psycho killer be a cop? I’m sure they’ll prevent that in the future.

Right? They were awesome.

Minestrone or Italian wedding soup are both pretty chunky.

I also don’t see a transmission. I wonder if this thing is direct drive or has some kind of fluid coupling?

That motor looks loud AF.

I love you.

Because they’re certain that the people getting punished are heretics to their reactionary ideology.

They see it as inferior people getting what they deserve, and since it’s privatized they imagine they’ll pay less for the privilege.

But why?

Make the fascist fire you.

Yamaha makes the best guitar for the money.

The instrument I probably play the most is a nylon string Yamaha with a great dual pickup/mic that I got for $100 at a pawn shop. It has some cosmetic wear, but that’s a bonus in my opinion.

I’m a man, and I voted against the fascists.

Because I’m not a fragile moron who thinks Daddy Trump will make women be nice to me.

He knows. All they need is an excuse.

American English doesn’t use “flat” in this way, but the UK does have the word “flatmates.”

Get some canned chilis in adobo; that sauce adds a nice smoky flavor.

Also if you want to thicken it up, crumble some tortilla chips into it.

Well then I have bad news about dementia and habitual stimulant abuse…

I hope every day of his life is the new worst one.

GOP: picks the most disgusting candidate possible

GOP when they get an abhorrently disgusting candidate:

And here’s a blank if anyone is interested.

It’s whatever it needs to be at the time to keep Musk out of trouble.