Watching ASCII Star Wars on Telnet to save the planet

it was somebody trying to kill a mosquito

Yemen found out why the marines don’t have toilet paper

I’m as big as TRUMP

he ain’t the sharpest tom in the shed

typical am*rican extravagance 😒

World’s nosiest polycule

It’s his turn

And Italy

I can already hear the stomp clap music

and that shit needs to be torn up and rebuilt every 5-10 years 🤦‍♀️

Me when someone says “addicting” when “addictive” makes more sense

it’s stinky

trainsition timeline

Gamer protip: if you see a car in public that has a “T” logo, that means it’s a toilet, and you’re allowed to shit and piss on it

the entertainer by scott joplin

an empire of roommates

Olive oil, a little white vinegar, a little sugar and salt, diced avocado. When you mix it up, the edges of the avocado pieces get smashed and mixed into the salad, giving it just enough of a creamy texture

they know what it means (or rather what it means when they proudly claim to be “anti-woke”) they just won’t explain it because then it will be obvious that they don’t actually care about equality or “fairness” and just want to go back to the social order of the 1700s

All I wanted was a Pepsi