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@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Jackie Chan went to Xiongxing and said “Xingxiong xiong xing xing xiong.” His good friend, Martin Luther King, replied “I am a big ape, and therefore cannot speak your language.” However, Stephen Spielberg was hanging out in the ashtray, and he was able to speak to both monkeys and humans. Spielberg said, “It is time for us to eat.” They went to the local pet store and purchased a cat.

@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Very funny behavior lemmy

You know what time it is now.
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@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy nigger

@zephyreks @NaibofTabr I know I say this immediately after having posted feet porn but my point is still valid I swear

@zephyreks @NaibofTabr “In order to make a claim about media events you need journalistic credentials.”

Holy shit get the fucking boot out of your mouth you’re making feet fetishists look like upstanding members of society

@lemmylem @asklemmy “Your eyes are pretty cute, but I can make them even cuter if you come home with me tonight.”

@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it’s in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?

@governorkeagan @j4k3 >on Reddit after a post had a certain number of comments/upvotes, I knew that mine would never be seen. I don’t have that feeling on Lemmy.

Posts federate to other instances - even off Lemmy - at different speeds. Those of us on Pleroma/Mastodon who browse TWKN will just see random posts from wherever, and how popular the post is ends up being irrelevant.

Enjoy your first tiny taste of what the internet is like out there lemmybro.

@Sdnimm543 @stabby_cicada I believe India has a solution for you.

@blivet @stopthatgirl7 @some_guy THE JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI
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@TheAnonymouseJoker >Pro-NAFO

Yes I do support the North American Futanari Organization. Why wouldn’t I support it?

@TheAnonymouseJoker @Alpharius >Communist states are not going around establishing hundreds of military bases, carpet bombing and genociding countries and creating a media-military propaganda machine for their citizens to fear boogeymen for the horrors their own politicians and corporations are committing against them.

China does a solid chunk of that - they broker deals to use other country’s ports as naval bases, they have an ongoing genocide of the Uyghurs and Falun Gong, they were responsible for the mass spread of COVID in late 2019/early 2020, and their propaganda machine is strongly tied to their military.

It is disingenuous to pretend communist states do not do things that the largest communist state in the world does.

@radix @Oka This is the most boring possible skill. How do you achieve it?

@cyberpunk007 @Oka I am good at dating women with one eye.

@CatholicSocialist @marx_mentat You should be able to block domains on lemmy as a user - just about every other fedi instance allows you to do this.

NSFW emojis - such as their pigpoopballs - often gets places defed, if you’re mad enough you might bring that up to your instance admin.

@whatisallthis Interesting claim, bidet salesman. I may actually consider it.

@whatisallthis @Weirdbeardgame >Just dry off snd that’s it.

Doesn’t that still mean you have to wipe shit water off your ass?

@ProvokedGamer @memes >Redditors desperate for upvotes
>To the point where their memes are about attention whoring

Dear fuck you’re a faggot. It’s like you think every social interaction is with a fucking hivemind.

People here are people. With personalities. They’re not instances of reddit personalities. They’re not templates.

Learn how to act like a goddamn human for fuck’s sake.