It was a stupid impulse buy, yes…

Aw, that’s the best part. I love paying with my ridiculous smart watch that I didn’t need.

I’m guessing the whole world has been doing some hard mulling since 2016…

Might take a little longer than a month to figure out what to do if your next door neighbor who also has the biggest military the world has ever seen goes full fascist.

Echo? Sorry though, that sucks big time.

Probably not but it would be funny.

I say we let him build up a huge satellite fleet and then force him to sell a huge chunk of it under antitrust law.

They just need to try and land on one, that’s the trick.

This is a meme trend I can get behind.

Real talk, a lot of keyboard environmentalists would be surprised to know how much electricity the innocent little internet uses.

Well, I’m a former cashier and I absolutely do it faster and better than the high school seniors they underpay at my local store. Also, I caught one kid double scanning some of my stuff once. Not sure if it was intentional or just lack of attention, but after that I definitely started using self checkout exclusively.

Most self checkouts use cameras and AI where I am.

I just read a really good article about why Tokyo, one of the biggest cities in the world, is also one of the most affordable for housing and pretty much everything else. Spoiler, they don’t allow boomer nimbyism and they absolutely do allow a shitload of apartment building pretty much everywhere.

Well, I drive a Kia Soul, so I’m probably not one to be throwing stones.

For real. I love those ugly things.

You don’t consider credit card info sensitive? May I have yours?

Nope. Once upon a time long ago I thought I wanted a Tesla. Now? I’d rather drive a Ford Focus.

I vote Democrat down the line, what other suggestions do you have in mind?

You won’t, you’re all perfect of course! All the best commercials tell you so, to say nothing of the most reliable source, one another!

Ooh, another low-effort America bashing post. Bonus for joking about murdered kids. Slow clap, very impressive.