Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
I stopped believing in adults in 2016. Some kids are just bigger than others.
First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.
I always figured the block and struggle maneuver was the whole point. Like arm wrestling except the loser gets his eye poked out.
It’s just a widdle baby star.
He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.
If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.
But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.
Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.
Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.
“No, don’t transform into a piece of shit. Become the piece of shit.”
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.
I’m all about enlightened self-interest.
Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.
And so this is Christmas And what have you done?
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…