“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

Doki Doki Munitions Club

Ghost face knows what’s up 💗

How am I supposed to write an introduction when I haven’t fully grasped the molecular mechanism of energy conservation in polysulfide respiration? JFC

I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they’re aware, maybe have been for a long time

Welcome to the sea / pira-sea wiki

Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

Be the change you want to sea(horse)

Wait isn’t this the beginning of Stardew Valley

I’d love to see this for luminance. I know my vision is getting worse, but I cannot see the goddamn Batman or anything else made in the last five years

I look forward to your original contribution, “Atomic Noise: Acoustic Vibrations at Nanomolecular Scale.” Reviewer 2 can suck it, 'cause this one’s about to blow up!

Is that the prediction machine from the show Devs?

Mining = misery, it’s not that mysterious

I call dibs on p = 0.93. That’s the probability that I will open my stats software, poke around for a while, then rage quit when I don’t find what I’m looking for

Given how much energy AI is gobbling up, with no end in sight, I wouldn’t take the bet that 2024 is the peak year for CO2 emissions. I’d love to be wrong.

Here’s a video on how to do this: https://youtu.be/EUHVo54tXz0

Who’s a good boy who’s also a mean, snarly boy?

I like your post, Sparky. Hating on Windows is fun and brings the whole community together

Oh sure I’ll refill your iced tea more times than I can count for a dollar tip

I half expected this comment to end with “in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table”