I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.
I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.
Escargot Robbie
Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
Don’t give Tesla any ideas.
Dicks out for Harambe
Tits out for Koko?
One step at a time
First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.
I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.
barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior
I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.
Agreed.
Sticks or it didn’t happen, OP.
Who’s going to play the cat?
Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?
Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.
The text of the comment that the link points to is:
“A reminder that Garland was endorsed by the Federalist Society, which is why Obama thought he would be a safe pick for SCOTUS.”
That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!
I regret that I have but one job to quit.
At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.
If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.
Were you parked in the paint oven in a body shop in Phoenix? That’s too goddamn hot.
I (squanch/marklar/aladeen) this meme format. 👍