The plight of the shareholders 😢

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋

It was the Spotify money.

When I grow up, I want to work at the philosophy factory, making philosophies

I wish my wife could explain things as well as you did

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