Same.

Nice cherrykeeper

Straight dudes, get yourself pegged

They’re not as fancy looking, but I can’t recoomend a big squishy plug highly enough. Super soft silicone ao they’re easy to get in, but nice and big and filling. Square peg toys and topped toys make some good ones.

I’ve slept with my gape keeper in a few times

I just want someone to use me like an object and then snuggle me close and make me feel special. Idk I think horny and happy rarely occupy the same parts of people’s brains, even if they’re adjacent a lot.

Im wrong

Ah, I just hate giving money to those kinds of companies

Real talk though, where do you get your clothes?

I’m sure I’ll be able to keep my eyes to myself. Maybe not my hands, though

Absolutely! Don’t worry about my awful memory, I’m sure I’ll remember where I put them