How do you vote in a “vital” way? Do you fill out this little circles with, I don’t know, more panache or something?

Nope, no fascist indoctrination going on here. None whatsoever.

Who is Anakin in this scenario?

“Real life superheroes”

OMG IT’S JUST LIKE TV, I’M VOOOOOOOTINNNNNGGGGGGG

Or: pretend to be a shitlib, and then when they react and become Marxist, go “so hey, Bobby, you know all those times I said I was out at the bridge club? I was going to Party meetings.”

Either a bonding moment, or a “whoah dad is crazy” moment, depending on how you spin it.

Go ahead and provide a credible source for that claim if it’s so “Open.”

I suppose by “credible” you mean “mainstream” – the same mainstream media that openly simps for Netanyahu and Israel. But even there, you can find it, though naturally it gets soft-pedalled. From a cursory search:

Neo-Nazi torchlit parade in Kiev:

Associated Press

JewishPress.com

Vancouver City News (repeats AP article, but shows the event was widely reported on)

Zelensky applauds SS veteran in the Candian Parliament:

The Independent

Reuters

Nazi elements in the Ukrainian military:

NBC news

New York Times

Reuters

Most of these, predictably, present Nazis as “fringe” elements in Ukraine. But libs tarred Donald Trump as fascist on much less evidence than this; are you going to apply the same standard across the board?

Meanwhile my claim that Putin is a nazi has to do with the fact that he is attacking neighboring countries and blowing up hospitals and schools like a nazi would.

This is dumb western defeatism. Donbas is Gaza, if Gaza had a powerful neighbor who intervened to stop the genocide. And if that happened, you can bet that all the twitter libs who are “pro-Palestine, anti-Russia” would immediately reverse their batteries and become Zionists. Because in their worldview, the function of oppressed peoples is to die innocently and beautifully so we can all feel very sorry for them. The moment that the oppressed start to win against their oppressors – or, in the case of Ukraine, the oppressors get the loving shit beat out of them – these same oppressed become, in the western liberal mind, evil. It’s why libs love Palestinians but denounce Hamas and the Houthis, because these groups are fighting back.

Yes, I remember that when I was growing up and getting interested in communism, conservative acquaintances used to very smugly tell me “just wait until you talk to people who actually lived under that system.” Well, guess what? When I actually did, I heard a lot of favorable views of the USSR and the eastern bloc in general.

The libs have recognized this phenomenon, of course, and they now explain it by “false nostalgia through early traumatization” or some other such shit.

Yeah, it’s almost like a real-life meme, with the soyjack lib son saying, “akshually, being anti-west is bad,” and the chad anti-imperialist dad saying “I love you and I’d join Hamas to protect you.”

The Obama poster was done by an artist who actually understood how light falls on something three-dimensional (like a human face), and how that can be used to suggest color – even in a stylized depiction like this.

The Kamala one is just lazy and amateurish (and maybe computer-generated).

I’m guessing because they’re sort of metaphysical.

Ahem.

"All straight, white men by nature desire to vote (metaphysically) for Kamala. An indication of this is the delight we take from virtue-signaling online; for even apart its non-utility, this is loved for itself ; and above all others, virtue-signaling on twitter, which some call X. For not only with a view to action, but even when we are not going to do anything, we prefer posting on twitter (we might say) to everything else. The reason is that twitter, most of all social media, brings nothing to light and makes us better able to pretend that there is actually a difference between Democrats and Republicans.

“By nature libs are born with the faculty of sensation…”

Juche Juice

Can neither confirm nor deny this rumor…

All thanks are due to the immortal ideas of Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism, not me.

Uh, what is “sportswashing?”

To be fair, they tried doing stuff in the real world before.

As in, lazily stacking the CPUSA (America’s old Soviet-aligned communist party, that still struggles on as a kind of minor wing of the Democrats) with people who follow them on social media. This was supposed to achieve – something, though nobody I talked to could ever tell me what. When it predictably didn’t, they pulled this stunt.

These idiots really wrote their party declaration like a more obtuse version of the Declaration of Independence, huh.

Thomas Jefferson, whatever his crimes, could at least write decent prose. These jokers can’t.