This is the weirdest shit I’ve heard all day!

And apparently he smells weird too

I interpreted it more as “you’re probably gonna die the horrific death of radiation poisoning, you should rub one out for the last time before you go”

I wish that he had to answer for this publicly

Look at their post history and tag them in Lemmy so they stick out and you will start seeing a clear pattern

Then one day I took the chance

Well, he was certainly in the birthing room afterwards cooing over the new baby fascist project, and is now realizing that it’s an ugly baby and trying to disown it

Those are coconuts

Sounds like something a weird ass geriatric narcissist would say

Probably wouldn’t matter anyway, narcissists don’t actively listen, lol.

Thank you for sharing that info!

Yep, pretty much every time we’ve assumed the rules are black and white, trump finds and exploits the grey. He’s pretty skilled there, in a slimeball sort of way.

They’re just mad because it’s possible he put his hot meat in a love seat. You never know, people have definitely done crazier shit.

Trump likely had lots of Epstein Island frequent flyer punch cards. Wish there was more documentation on the atrocities he likely committed there.

It would make sexing a sofa seem so silly.

It’s too bad we will never hear about the outcome of this investigation.

Trump’s ear appears to have been miraculously healed, I’m betting he barely got grazed and is on blood thinners, which is why there’s not a visible wound and there was so much blood.

Still, had to be a little terrifying coming that close to being shot. He got lucky yet again.

I think it’s great that there are several really great choices here - a stark contrast from the GOP cesspool and their pick of Just Dance Vance.

For me though, my pick is Mark Kelly. Who doesn’t absolutely love and admire an astronaut? They have seen some crazy shit, and had to work their asses off to get where they’re at. He obviously has way more accolades than just that, but I’m drawn to that one specifically.

That being said, that’s just what’s in my head, I don’t know enough about all of them to really be an expert on each potential pick, and it sounds like each has some really great things to bring to the table.

Whatever choice is made, I doubt we will hear about Dems scrambling to replace them within a couple weeks because they previously called Kamala a deplorable human being or were rumored to fuck couches, lol.

It’s got real “You hate us 'cause you ain’t us anus” energy.

FTFY 😂

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm… Beefy! You got any more of those orbs?

This is fantastic!!! Thank you so much for this.

Plus, you know how stupid many of his supporters are. Someone could churn out deepfake AI videos or audio of him saying things and claim that they came from some recently found cache of discovered media.

Those chucklefucks would eat that shit up and keep buying fake assassination sneakers when that dude has worms eating his asshole underground.

Think about it. A martyr with endless fake AI videos and audio. He will become immortal.

You’re 100% right. The other reply above you is right too - a bullet is far too good for him. I want him to get some finely ground justice.